Eric Ward has completed his revenge plan and stolen $2,500,000.00 right out from under me. I wasn’t expecting it but he used Ninja like skills and pulled the rug out from under me. Here is the email I received last night. Unedited.
Dear Internet User,
This Email is to inform you that you emerged a Category (A) winner withthe sum of $2,500,000.00USD on our online draws.Your email address is identified with Batch Number:444821545-NL/2008 and Ticket Number:
PP3812/2008-08 in Category “A” and your claims portfolio is filed with Ref Number:MARKT 80 ES 9414.For further Information about your Winnings,contact our Lottery claims agent with the following contact Address.
Name: Eric Ward
Tel: +31 616-941-341
You are advised to provide him with the following information:
Congratulations!!! And thank you for being a user of the World Wide Web.
Mary Van Dotcha
Thank you and congratulations!!!
It was thanking me for being a user of the World Wide Web that got me. I couldn’t resist. I’m off to bankruptcy hearing
Yea, I’ll get to an actual SEO post sometime soon. Bite me.