Pickledick

by TheMadHat on June 3, 2010

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PICKLEDICK

 

Since Leroy the dog beater (pictured below) wasn’t kind enough to link out appropriately. The End.

Leroy The Dog Beater

Jesus Gave Bacon To Children

by TheMadHat on March 31, 2010

A video from Mike D. Merrill who’s company is called Bacon Marketing. Of course I had to post it. One because Bacon Explosion is mentioned, and second video and pictures are my new thing.

And here is your random picture with bacon involved. I can’t even force myself to put up those raw bacon bikini shots. All future bacon bikinis must be cooked first so I can eat it.


Bacon Costume

And 6 reasons why bacon is better than loving this girl.

Verified SEO Scam

by TheMadHat on March 26, 2010

I don’t have time to write about the level of attempted extortion and idiocy of Charles Preston and “Verified SEO” so I will tell my story in pictures. He’s my official douchebag of the week. I even included the obligatory hot chick as usual, but this time she’s really a dumb ass, as seen in the video below it.

If you’re wondering about the legitimacy of these goons, see the following:

Clearing The Air on VerifiedSEO.com
Peek a Boo I see you!
Verified SEO Open Challenge
Verified SEO FAIL
Verified SEO Service Is A Scam Run By Charles Preston


Verified SEO Scam of the Week
Dumb Ass Charles Prestion
Hot Chick


2008 Top 1 Person Who Sucks (a lot)

by TheMadHat on December 18, 2008

Fucktard

In honor of Streko and his Top 20 people who don’t suck a lot, I figured I’d do my own list, and it only has one person on it.

1. This Douchebag Fucktard

In fact, he’s such an enourmous cock waffle that I think I’ll run a contest. $50 Amazon gift certificate to the first person that can correctly identify this person and any one site he it owns. If he wants to play the outing game, then we’ll see how he like it.

And as customary, here is your random hot chick…but you can’t make her bigger, all because of Mr. SEOCallout bitch. Instead, the link goes to the ever cool Dave Snyder. His other site, which makes you wonder, so now you have to click it.

Fucktard CrossingHot Girl

UPDATE: Twitter and Company apparently put the hammer down on this profile. Not sure how, but I’m guessing @Ev read this post and decided it was for the best.

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Black Friday Thesis Sale

by TheMadHat on November 27, 2008

Thesis Duct Tape ThemeHere is your one and most likely only chance to get the great Thesis theme at a discount. This applies to the first 150 people, so be sure to grab it ASAP! This chick on the left says do it now.

$69.60 for Thesis Personal

$131.20 for Thesis Developer

$61.60 for Developer Upgrade

You must use this code to get the discount - 20D03977D0 (don’t forget this!).

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Discount Thesis Wordpress Theme!

UPDATE: Rae has a great Thesis tutorial covering all the new features (hooks, etc). Check it out (after you go buy it).

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Vegas Baby - Pubcon 2008 Here I Come

by TheMadHat on November 7, 2008

Making You Look BetterHere we are for another year at Pubcon and as much debauchery as i can create. Here is a handy conference schedule. However, the much more important item is the freaking drinking schedule! I usually play it by ear, but I’ve got a couple things on the schedule that usually change anyway so don’t take my word for it, I’m a liar.

DK of Purposeinc and the Fight Club/Poker Tournament has his alcohol consumption schedule planned out to the minute. I’ll be hitting the Wynn and most likely losing again in the poker tournament. However, if the Mute Lion can explain SEO to Rhea and Carolyn again I’d try to stay around for that at least.

Dan Perry from cars.com is holding an In-House event which I’ll be in for the drinks portion (be on time, Jessica Bowman of SEOinhouse.com is buying the first round).

Friday is the original Pubcon portion, which always rocks and I’ll be in town until Saturday afternoon so we can party until the sun rises or you pass out from all the Jägermeister shots.

Everything else is still pretty much open for me so let me know if you want to hook up for some beers, or if you want Streko to buy you a shot. He won the lottery the other day and has all the money he needs.

PS: Whoever can tell me how to use twitter on a Blackberry with no trackball wins at least 3 shots from me.

Beer and Boobs

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