[($ + Money) / Google Hatred] = Rank

Filed under: Google by TheMadHat |
4/02/08 at 11:53 am

Since I don’t have time to post because Sergey Brin and Larry Page decided bring the pain, here is something for your enjoyment from Search Engine Journal:

Complicated

Simple

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I love math!

You would think that being on top of the mountain would cause you to be cautious of how you treat the people who helped you get there?

I heard they are changing their name to Screwgle.

Comment by Landon — April 2, 2008 @ 12:50 pm

You would think, but since they’re trying to corner the market on everything on the internet it’s not really surprising.

I heard they are changing their name to Wal-Mart.

Comment by TheMadHat — April 2, 2008 @ 1:10 pm

nice one…

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Really enjoy your comic. Having lots of anchor links to boost our search engine ranking. Of course with money, we can do that in a faster way.

Comment by Jeff Kumasamy — April 5, 2008 @ 11:48 am

I wonder how much money do we need to spend and how many anchor links do we need to get number #1 on google. I am sure the more competitive it is, the more money we need to spend.

Comment by John Tan — April 5, 2008 @ 11:50 am

I wonder whether I should laugh or rather cry lol

Comment by Aerobatics instruction — April 7, 2008 @ 1:29 pm

Hi! Getting a top rank in google needs some doing and specially if the product the company is working on is highly competitive. If you go by the organic way then surely it will appear in the SERPs someday but not sure when depends on the competition but through $ this it might help u reach what u want much quicker. Choice is totally yours. Not to mention the Graphical representation is a good one.
Thanks.

Comment by Abhishek — May 2, 2008 @ 7:57 am

yes, there are two ways to gain success. one is money by which you will be successful within very short time and another is devotion towards your job, which takes may be a huge time. now you have to choose which path you want to follow.
remind that the easiest way may not be with you till the last day but your skill is always be with you like your soul mate.

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My question is why do we always let the huge corporations take control of all the wealth. The Internet ONCE provided a way for the “little guy” to compete with the “big boy”, but again those with the most money make sure the rest of us get screwed, and we just sit and take it.

If we could only form a huge group of bloggers / webmasters and create a search engine that could compete with Google.

Comment by Rick (Power Earners) — May 26, 2008 @ 11:47 am

Nice post… Express out the evil Google …

Comment by km — May 26, 2008 @ 10:13 pm

@Rick If only we could get that kind of organization from bloggers it’s a good idea. Difficult to pull off I would imagine.

Comment by TheMadHat — May 28, 2008 @ 9:09 am

I think depending on the competition for the keyword it could go from:

$ + anchor text = page rank

into…

$$$$$$$$$$$ + anchor text = page rank

Comment by Business Basecoat — June 4, 2008 @ 5:21 am