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WTF Google? So I’m browsing through my webmaster console for this blog. I don’t know why, I was bored I guess. Now I realize some of the images I put on this blog aren’t exactly safe for those of you under 25, but give me a break. There is no reason one of my pictures needs to be ranking 2nd for “hot vagina”. Of course after this post there will be but whatever. Maybe I’ll put a hot vagina on this post and we’ll be good. I mean are my porn sites leaking over here or something?
And Google, why do you constantly have to remind me that I FAIL? You’re beginning to hurt my feelings and I’m going to have to start redirecting all my traffic to Matt the Walking Wonder. See how he likes failing so much. At least I’m ranking for Jagermeister. That makes me feel better. And this was the most interesting thing I could find with safe search on for “hot vagina”.
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Geez… and I thought my top keywords were bad. I’ll take my rankings for ‘topless midgets’ & ‘pyromaniacs’ any day over your monkey balls and hot vagina.
Perhaps it’s time this site became a fully fledged porn hub. It seems to be what Google wants.
Monkey balls! I came here looking for upskirt shots of girls girls girls, hot chicks, and hot vaginas. Your pictures fail, all i get is fail pictures of flying sharks and flying cats, and some stupid Cheshire cat. Fud! I need a jagermister!
Reminds me of the strange referral spam from MSN last year, they came to my website about camels with referers for “upskirt”, camels + upskirt … HO,Ho,Ho
hahaha you :fail” but congratz on getting 17% on the keyword “Hot chicks”
Well there are hot chicks all around me at all times, so I can see that one
@James Let’s link all of our posts and we can start ranking for “voyeuristic pyromaniac topless midgets with hot vaginas”.
“voyeuristic pyromaniac topless midgets with hot vaginas” unfortunately they also have monkey balls hanging nearby
I think the most important thing is that you are ranking for Jager, that is key!
i fell wired after reading this
“hot vagina” what a familiar keyphrase?? Hehe…
But you don’t fail buddy…
“hot vagina”…..lol
funny!