How To Make Money Blogging

by TheMadHat on October 18, 2007

Step 1: Make a shit load of money on some other online venture.

Step 2: Prove it by taking a picture of your porsche/aquarium/check/hot girls.

Step 3: Talk about how you made the money, but only the ways that don’t work anymore.

Step 4: Sell ads and promote shitty affiliate programs.

Step 5: Repeat.

Luxury Auto and 8000 Gallon Aquarium

Big Money and Hot Chicks

 

Bring on the cash!

 

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{ 29 comments }

Andy Beal October 18, 2007 at 6:57 pm

Sounds like a great idea for a blog! ;-)

TheMadHat October 18, 2007 at 8:54 pm

:) See! The partnership opportunities are rolling in already!

theGypsy October 18, 2007 at 9:34 pm

Holy crap Aaron is that all I need to do? #$@#% I have been going about this al WRONG man!!

Why do I get the feeling Shoe should be lurking around here somewhere? He he……

TheMadHat October 18, 2007 at 10:11 pm

Well ya know… you can go the ProBlogger route and work hard and do great things…but my way sounds a bit faster :)

Mick October 19, 2007 at 6:00 am

That has to be one of the funniest posts I’ve read all year – sooo true. 8)

fantomaster October 19, 2007 at 8:40 am

Nice cow! Fun stuff. :)

TheMadHat October 19, 2007 at 9:24 am

Thanks for the comments guys…now I just gotta buy a porsche and I’m golden.

Jake October 19, 2007 at 12:38 pm

nice. Short and to the point.

Peter October 22, 2007 at 4:33 pm

You nailed it :)

Robert October 23, 2007 at 4:05 pm

That’s great;) The dollar is very impresive:)

roguespammer October 23, 2007 at 4:14 pm

LMAO, nice post

TheMadHat October 24, 2007 at 2:39 am

Thanks guys. Hey Rogue Spammer…stay tunes or PM, got some good BH projects I’m trying to get going :)

@Robert…Can’t take credit for the dollar. Stole it from google images and chopped it. Some poor chap just got me like 10 comments. Thanks for dropping by though!

TheMadHat October 24, 2007 at 2:41 am

@Peter – Glad you dropped by too, read your stuff religiously and love fighting with Doug H every time ;) Catch me at PubCon if you can make it.

MrTruckDriver October 24, 2007 at 10:37 am

that sounds like a good plan… now the only trick is to finding out what online ventures u can actually make good money off of… online casionos? o_O

TheMadHat October 24, 2007 at 10:52 am

PORN!

Robert Gorell November 23, 2007 at 4:39 pm

I’ve read on a few automotive blogs that I won’t reference because I’m about to lie, that you can catch a mean case of Porsche-foot if you buy one of those things.

Apparently, there’s no cure.

Also beware of Aston-arch and Ferrari-toe. They’ll cripple ya!

TheMadHat November 23, 2007 at 5:07 pm

:) I’ll take any of those ailments if you please.

matched November 30, 2007 at 10:57 am

If you want to earn money by advertising on your website and you have a UK bank account then you should take alook at Matched.co.uk. You enter the details of your website and any pages you wish to have advertisements on. They then match you with advertisers and pay you £3 per advert that you display on your website for a month. You can enter up to 5 websites and 5 pages on each site so potentially you could make £75 a month for doing vitually nothing and you could earn even more through their affiliate scheme with an extra £5 per referral.

Terry January 28, 2008 at 7:06 am

Lol, it certainly seems that you have this internet biz thing sussed out.

Collin LaHay January 31, 2008 at 10:10 pm

Hahah, this is good. You only forgot to add that you should bundle a ton of free information and sell it as an ebook on Digitalpoint.

Moazzam February 5, 2008 at 8:12 am

HaHaHa,
very nice.. the most popular way of making money from your blog.. lol
I’ve been trying to make money with my sincere efforts but ain’t successfull yet, now m going to try your way..
Thnaks buddy..

sharath_raj February 9, 2008 at 5:39 am

All the money making tactics described in four simple sentance. Great!!!!

Cheapster February 11, 2008 at 2:00 am

Easy techniques to read but they are not as easy as they seem to implement ;)

Ada May 20, 2008 at 8:45 pm

I can’t realize why I didn’t do like this from the start! Is really, really easy! And I bet there are many other ways to make money with internet.The truth is that we don’t explore internet as we should… I studied marketing at Nouveau Rich University, and there were no classes about internet marketing, or stuff like that, and there should be at least one. Lately internet became a great business.

Ranky Panky September 21, 2008 at 1:41 am

Nice summation. Let me throw in some details. First, there’s no reason to bother with step one, you can just photoshop a check. Below are more helpful tips:

1.) Pay Uniqueblogdesigns to create your blog, so it looks as snazzy and professional as possible.
2.) Fake your initial feedburner subscriber count
3.) Fill your blog with recycled wickedfire posts (only the tactics that have been over-saturated to the 200th power, you wouldn’t want to accidentally give away something useful
4.) Ask John Chow to partner with you in a contest to drum up an initial user base for your blog. If he refuses, just pay him until he caves in.
5.) Create an inspirational background story about your rise to super-duper affiliate stardom. Talk about how you were a big fat slob who was laid off from your job and then took it upon yourself to learn affiliate marketing from scratch while simultaneously losing 150 pounds by doing 100 cartwheels a day.
6.) Manufacture a contest that forces people to spread your blog in order to win. Say the prize is an ipod and $1,000 cash. Make the winner of the contest a fictitious person named Rosco.
7.) After 2 months of growing your readerbase, offer a private consulting session for $5,000. As soon as people begin to complain that the consulting session is useless, cut it off, citing time considerations.

I’ve probably left some things out, but that’s the general gist. Can’t believe I spent this much time writing this. It’s actually somewhat disturbing. But that’s generally the sordid tale of how to make a MMO blog.

George The Web Designer December 15, 2008 at 3:59 pm

Very nice! As I always say, it would be very funny if it wasn’t so sad… Get rich quickly – only already rich people can do that, which means getting even richer, but they’re already rich, so why do they need to get rich if they already are?
Only hard work and dedication makes ordinary people rich, in the purse and in the heart.

Jay February 28, 2009 at 11:34 pm

Hahaha! George has it right, get-rich-quick stuff only works for people who already are. Like they say, you have to have money to make money.

Robert May 5, 2009 at 1:39 pm

2.Wow great ideas. I earned millions of dollars using your ideas

Kevin Quinlan May 17, 2009 at 11:48 am

Perfect! Man this really does sum of many of the blogs in the top of the money making list. If only they would let us in on what they are doing now, what worked for them in the past…

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